Stupid.. Stupid.. FUCK SHIT!

I want to send a text saying..

I miss you.. Miss you like crazy!!
I'm pissed I have to start dating again, you suck nutts!
Don't you realize how great we are for each other? Fuck the distance, man-up & make it work!!
Two more years & I will able to move closer.. That's a drop in the bucket compared to a lifetime together!
Asshole, I love still love you.

Testing.. Blogging from my phone

1st date sex? Good or bad idea? Different for men & women?

Well, technically this wasn't a first date.. I ran into a guy I had hooked up with years ago when I first left my husband.. We had fun catching up over a beer & made a date for Saturday night. Now we've already had sex but I wasn't sold on the idea of jumping right into bed with him again. I had to think about Post Pirate Man & if that budding relationship was worth seeing where it goes. So many decision! Picking out what panties to wear was the easy part! Black lace boyshorts, btw.

We agreed to have him pick me up & I asked if he remembers where I live, he said yes & thinks about me whenever he drives by & wanted to stop when he sees my car out front but never did. I guess maybe I should tell you how/why things ended with him. I had just left my husband & looking back I was no frame of mind of meeting anyone... But anyhow, I had just left my husband.. We met at a bar here in town, hit it off & exchanged phone numbers. I was open with him about still being married & had just left my husband. We saw each other a few times after that. Did I tell you gave him my cell phone number that was still attached to my husbands account :(  Long story short Mr Crazy called Mr New Guy. He was really understanding that Mr Crazy was "fighting for me" & I said it's probably best if we stop seeing each other until the divorce is over. So three years later, here we are...

Ok back to the theme of this post.. 1st date sex.. I personally don't have a problem with it. I'd rather see if we have good sexual chemistry & then I can decide if he's worth my time. That does not mean I sleep with everyone who I have drinks or dinner with, far from it. But if the date is going well & we're having a great time, sex is most diffidently on the table.

A few of my friends say "I need to make them wait for sex" Make him wait? That's like denying a fat kid his cake!  They also say men wont respect anyone who fucks on the first date. But my argument is would they respect me if I used sex as a bartering chip?? Hmmm...

He picks me up & we hugged, oh he smells so good.. Opens the car door, oh yeah! We get to the restaurant & he pulls out my chair, oh dear god my panties just got wet!

Did I tell you I packed an overnight bag??

Sheet shopping.. When is it too early? Listen up guys!!

OK boys.. Here's my public service announcement for the week While I love bachelors I hate for the most part their choice in sheets or bedding in general.. Or lack of bedding. Most men seem to think a bottom sheet & a comforter from the college days is good enough.. Wrong! 






I had a very fun weekend with someone new & while his apartment was nice & clean, his bedding was horrible!!  HOR RI BLE!!

THREAD COUNT COUNTS! 

The next morning I half jokingly said "if you want me to stay over again we need to do something about this bedding" So I had to go on to explain thread count & different cottons. He makes good money so there is no reason for the sandpaper he'd been sleeping on. He said he'd gladly take me sheet shopping & then asked if there was anything else his apt needed to feel more like home. Which took me by surprise. He needs bath rugs, curtains in the bedroom & a couple new pans because I love to cook But I left the conversation at just the sheets & cookware.

Boys.. Buy good sheets if you plan on having sleepovers!! 600+ thread count is good & Egyptian cotton is the best.

Making friends with his penis

Is it possible to make friends with his penis?

This kind of touches on my last post about sexual attraction. Are guys easy or are they really more like women & have to "feel" something?

In some ways I think it's easier for us.. I mean after all we can just lay there.. But men have to perform...

Hmmm?

Interesting...

Mentally he gets me going, but...

Post Pirate Man...

Checked my naughty email last week & came across someone who could spell, name off a few good beers & was witty. But no picture was attached :( Damn! So I politely asked for one & then I would be more then happy to send a picture in return. Well he sent me a picture that was taken from a distance, dang! He was clearly hiking in the picture & the view was breathtaking. In my reply I asked where it was taken & it's a trail I've been eyeballing for a while. He said if we hit it off he'd more then happy to take me up there.

We email back & forth the rest of the day and decide to exchange instance messenger id's. Now my naughty email & instance messenger are not connected to any real account of mine. I do a little snooping & his email is connected to his facebook. I like his sense of humor & the fact he takes pictures of his beer, good pluses in my book & I'm totally intrigued. But physically I'm not feeling "it" Damn Damn Damn!

We got into some pretty heavy topics last night & he knows more about me & the verbal abusive then Pre Pirate Man ever did in 10 months of knowing each other. The talk flows easy & it feels so nice to have meaningful adult conversation. But I'm worried about the physical connection after-all I'm still looking for a playmate. I have hope.. Cause we all know not every picture of us is flattering.

A pirate..

Are you fucking kidding? I say to myself.

Backup a few days... I get an email from a guy with a very cute smile, all his teeth & we seem to have a lot in common.. We exchange phone numbers & start texting.. We're both watching football with friends and are having a blast teasing each other.. We make plans to meet for coffee this week 

I checked my "naughty" site this morning & decide to wink before our meeting.. He updated his account to include pictures of him in full pirate garb, yes that's a word, and added how much he loves "being" a pirate..

Are you kidding??